Toddlers at Play with Blocks and Toys

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False teeth chattering and screaming. The man and the woman scream as well. Wind whistles through their parachute as the fall and the ground gets closer More about AAAAAAAA!!!!! AAAAAAAAA‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ [Verse] We signed the waiver with a trembling hand, Ethel said, “Harold, I don’t understand— At eighty-three, should we really jump?” He said, “We’ve outlived fear… and that weird leg lump!” They waddled out in their flying suits, Velcro tight on orthopedic boots, The instructor said, “Just arch and smile!” Ethel whispered, “I might die in style…” The plane door opened—wind screamed loud, Harold waved to a very confused cloud, “Ladies first!” he hollered with cheer— Ethel shoved him out: “GET DOWN THERE, DEAR!” [Chorus] AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH—WE’RE FLYIN’ NOW! IS THIS RIGHT?! ARE WE DOIN’ IT HOW?! HEARTS POUNDIN’, HAIR GONE WILD, WE REGRET THIS JUST A LITTLE WHILE! OH SWEET MERCY, HOLD MY HAND— WHY’S YOUR WIG IN ANOTHER ZIP CODE LAND?! LAUGHIN’, CRYIN’, WHAT’S THAT SOUND?! OUR DENTURES JUST WENT TUMBLIN’ DOWN! [Verse] Harold’s glasses spun away like birds, Ethel screamed out several choice words, Her hearing aid whistled into the blue, “WHAT?!” she yelled, “I CAN’T HEAR YOU!” The instructor’s yelling, “ARCH YOUR BACK!” Harold said, “I THINK I HEARD A CRACK!” Ethel laughed like a teenage kid, “This beats bingo—DON’T TELL SID!” And drifting beside them in the sky so wide… A chattering set of teeth joined the ride… Dentures scream in high-pitched,terror AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEE WE’RE FREEEEEE TOO!!! WE NEVER SIGNED UP FOR THIS WITH YOU!!! WE CHEWED OUR PRUNES, WE DID OUR JOB— NOW WE’RE SCREAMIN’ THROUGH THE STRATOSPHERE SOB!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! [Chorus] WE’RE FLYIN’ FAST, WE’RE LOSIN’ PARTS— WHO KNEW SKYDIVING TESTED HEARTS?! LAUGHIN’ HARDER THE MORE WE FALL, WE MIGHT NOT SURVIVE—BUT WE’VE LIVED IT ALL! OH LOOK HAROLD—THE GROUND’S SO NEAR! “I LOVE YOU, ETHEL!” “SAY IT LOUDER, DEAR!” PARACHUTE POPS—WE BOUNCE, WE LAND— SAND IN OUR SOCKS AND DENTURES IN SAND!They sat there grinning, gums on display, Ethel said, “Let’s do it again someday…” Harold winked, “Next time, no teeth—” From the sand came a muffled scream beneath… The Dentures cry faintly “…PLEASE… NOOOOOOO…”**

More about Toddlers at Play with Blocks and Toys

Two toddlers playing with wooden blocks and toy animals, with two disembodied adult heads on either side of them, against a brown background, in a black and white illustration style.

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