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Why is Santa taking a crap?
Because he tried oat milk for the first time, and the North Pole plumbing filed for early retirement.
The pipes didn’t just clog — they sent a resignation letter.
The toilet made a noise no living creature has ever heard.
An elf fainted.
Rudolph backed out of the room like, “Nope. Not my shift.”
Even the snow outside melted a little out of sympathy.
