My dog's got no nose

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Julia: How does it smell?
Janet: It can't, it's got a virus.
Julia: Did it buy any Sony music CD's?
Janet: Dogs don't buy music CD's
Julia: I don't blame them, after that rootkit attack!
Janet: The music industry has darwinised itself :)
Julia: At least player pianos can't get trojan viruses
Janet: But they CAN get mice
Get a CAT Janet, not a DOG :)