#joke

I wonder...

• Model: AIVision

• Size: 1408 X 973 (1.37 MP)

• Used settings:

  • Prompt: Art, graphic drawing in pencil, ink and alcohol markers painting, fashion illustration, surrealism. Painting, fashion illustration, surrealism. The grainy white paper depicts the contorted figure of a glamorous young woman, Laura Lane style, with impossibly long wavy shiny black hair flying all over the screen, with long legs, wearing fishnet black stockings and tall shiny yellow high platform boots and heels. She is wearing shiny black shorts, a black transparent blouse and a long yellow-lemon-gold coloured faux fur cape with a long shaggy pile, high fashion style, with costume jewellery and large black earrings of futuristic design around her neck. A young woman is digging a hole, holding a shovel in her hands and stepping on the shovel with one foot. Pieces of black earth and gold coins fly from the hole. Above the young woman, on a white background write the phrase: I wonder, ‘Where are my credits?’ Promt from valestok. Dark brown and white drawing in pencil, ink and art marker. Styles by Laura Lane and Pete Paris. Full size, no cropping, no borders, no text, no copyright.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape_wide

Leaning Tower of Pizza (with extra Cheese)

• Model: Artistic 2

• Size: 864 X 1152 (1.00 MP)

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  • Prompt: Artist Jean-Baptiste Monge style. An ancient Greek and Ancient Roman Renaissance Leaning Tower of Pizza with extra Cheese
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: portrait

Eternal Life, Here I Come!

• Model: AIVision

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: fat Homer Simpson cartoon mummy coffin in blue and gold, in an Egyptian tomb
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: square

To Infinity and Beyond

• Model: AIVision

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

• Used settings:

  • Prompt: Homer Simpson cartoon mummy coffin in blue and gold, in an Egyptian tomb
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: square

My health insurance won't pay for this???!!! [for Vincent Godard]

• Model: AIVision

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

• Used settings:

  • Prompt: Homer Simpson mummy in blue and gold, in Egyptian tomb
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Marry Christmas?

• Model: DaVinci2

• Size: 1024 X 1024 (1.05 MP)

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  • Prompt: Lee Christmas (Jason Statham) from "The Expendables" stands sad, lonely and alone in a wedding tuxedo in front of the altar of a church, but no one else is there ...
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: square

Let us blow the trumpets ...

• Model: AIVision

• Size: 1792 X 1008 (1.81 MP)

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  • Prompt: Let us blow the trumpets... Down with the Easter Bunny Every year at the same time It's that time again People are happy all over the world The whole world is getting a Christmas bonus
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape_wide

Just think, I saw the Christ Child

• Model: AIVision

• Size: 1792 X 1008 (1.81 MP)

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  • Prompt: Just think, I saw the Christ Child It came out of the pub and could hardly stand It staggered into the pine forest And its ass full of Hannen Alt (Beer)
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape_wide

Leise pieselt das Reh gelbe Spuren in den Schnee - The deer pees quietly yellow tracks in the snow

• Model: AIVision

• Size: 1792 X 1008 (1.81 MP)

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  • Prompt: The deer pees quietly Yellow tracks in the snow And the many little angels, And the many little angels put rum in their tea ...And the deer pees quietly
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape_wide

Run away? Pointless! (See Description!)

• Model: AIVision

• Size: 1792 X 1024 (1.84 MP)

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  • Prompt: Old master painting... A brunette male biology student and a female blonde economics student are running away in panic from an angry charging grizzly bear with open mouth and bared fangs in the deep forest. It is autumn, Indian summer, and the autumn sun is bathing the forest in golden light. Dramatic and dynamic scene .... in the style of Titian, Rembrandt an Rijn, Jan Vermeer, Leonardo da Vinci, Hieronymus Bosch, Albrecht Dürer ... old master style
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape

A few minutes before

• Model: AIVision

• Size: 3051 X 2034 (6.21 MP)

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  • Prompt: Hyperrealistic photography. Late autumn. Early evening. An old abandoned car is burning at the edge of the forest. A bear standing nearby looks at the burning car with interest. Dramatic, unsettling, eerie scene. Dynamic lighting
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape

Not a kiwi

• Model: Artistic 2

• Size: 896 X 704 (0.63 MP)

• Used settings:

  • Prompt: This is not a Kiwi.
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape

Comic Relief: The Ultimate Punchline

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1152 X 896 (1.03 MP)

• Used settings:

  • Prompt: punchline
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape

Prankster's Playbook

• Model: Artistic 2

• Size: 896 X 1152 (1.03 MP)

• Used settings:

  • Prompt: April fool
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: portrait

CONGRATULATIONS, you're CURED!

• Model: Photonic

• Size: 1376 X 1376 (1.89 MP)

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  • Prompt: doodle art style, doctor cheerfully giving test results to a skeleton in an exam room, text shown: "CONGRATULATIONS, you're CURED!", style by Flavio Greco Paglia, Anato Finnstark, Bernie Wrightson, Lee Jeffries, James Earley, pino daeni, jan styka, arthur hacker, highly detailed, sharp focus, elegant, ultra realistic, intricate, oil on canvas, depth of field, beautiful, high detail, crisp quality, colorful,
  • Using base image: Yes

Joke. Space Dinner

• Model: Fusion*

• Size: 896 X 704 (0.63 MP)

• Used settings:

  • Prompt: To cook the soup, you need to take 100 grams of the Sun and put it in a saucepan. Add 50 grams of the Moon and 30 grams of Mars. Then add 20 grams of Venus and 15 grams of Mercury. Season with salt to taste and simmer until tender. The finished soup can be served with a slice of Earth and garnished with stardust stars. Enjoy your meal!
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: landscape

Behold, my 3 foot cock!

• Model: Stable (v2)*

• Size: 1088 X 832 (0.91 MP)

• Used settings:

  • Prompt: Zombie chicken apocalypse scenery with lots of ugly frightening zombies. ULTRASHARP !!!
  • Using base image: Yes

Ophelia is Done Drownding

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1643 X 1278 (2.10 MP)

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  • Prompt: Ophelia from Shakespeare's "Hamlet" cradling a shotgun in a gun shop with a vengeful look in her eyes by Cornelis Springer, Robert Hubert, Alois Arnegger, Dan Seagrave, synthwave, intricate detailed, colored
  • Using base image: Yes

Anthony Jeselnik's grandma joke

• Model: Artistic

• Size: 1161 X 903 (1.05 MP)

• Used settings:

  • Prompt: Anthony Jeselnik's grandma calls, "Have you been reading your bible?"
  • Using base image: Yes

seriously??? Quantum hates MY prompts

• Model: Quantum (v2)*

• Size: 1449 X 1449 (2.10 MP)

• Used settings:

  • Prompt: Batman and Joker having a spaghetti eating contest
  • Using base image: No
  • Aspect Ratio: square