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** Never No More Vegemite **
Mate, let me tell you 'bout the day I learned
Some legends ain't worth living up to
Never, no more
You always said I gotta try it once
Be a real Aussie, join the crew
Talking big about my destiny
Like I got something left to prove
Never thought a jar could scare me
But here I am, heart beating fast
Time to find out what I'm made of
Gonna take this bite at last
Open up the jar, smell hits my nose
Everything slows down, here it goes
One small bite upon my tongue
Never, no more, never, no more!!
Never, no more Vegemite!
Never, no more, that ain't right!
Thought I'd be an Aussie king
Never, no more of that thing!
Never, no more Vegemite!
Never, no more, not tonight!
Some dreams ain't meant to come true
Never, no more, I'm telling you!
Now I'll tell you what I really love
Pistachio ice cream, that's my stuff
Peanut butter on my morning toast
Bananas when I need a rush
Even rainworms taste much better
Than that brown and salty mess
Caramel and roasted steaks, mate
Those are things that bring me rest
Listen close, I'll break it down for you
Tried to fit in with the Aussie crew
Jar of brown, they said it's what we do
But one small taste and I was through
Never, no more, that's my stance
Give me literally any other chance
Ice cream, steak, or even dirt
Anything but that brown hurt
Mates were laughing, thought I'd cave
But some battles ain't worth being brave
Never, no more, that's my song
Been singing it my whole life long
True to me is what I'll be
Even if they disagree
Never, no more Vegemite
Never, no more, that's my fight
You can call me soft, you can call me weak
But legends know when to retreat
Being true ain't always pretty
Being real ain't always right
But I'd rather be myself, mate
Than pretend to love that bite
Never, no more Vegemite!
Never, no more, that ain't right!
Thought I'd be an Aussie king
Never, no more of that thing!
Never, no more Vegemite!
Never, no more, not tonight!
Some dreams ain't meant to come true
Never, no more, I'm telling you!
Mollie: Alright mate, I’m tapping out. My tastebuds need therapy—never, no more Vegemite!
Mate: Haha! Reckon you’ll need a cold shower and a kilo pistachio, mate.
Mollie: Pistachio... peanut butter... ice cream... anything but that yeasty brown doom!
Mate: You sure you didn’t grow up under a rock, Mollie? Oh, wait...
Mollie: Ha bloody ha. Next time we ‘go Aussie’, I’m bringing stroopwafels!
Mate: Deal! Chuck me a banana, skip the black stuff.
Mollie: No worries, mate! Never, no more… and that’s a promise!
Together: Never, no more... never, no more...
With love, © Aífe