Prompt:
Imagine Santa Claus… but not the one from the North Pole. This one is from the planet Zuktara-9 – a place where the snow is purple, the reindeer have six legs, and the Christmas bells ring like an electronic beat.
The alien Santa Claus looks like this:
He is unexpectedly green – not just mint green, but a glowing neon-emerald shade that pulsates slightly, as if it were a Christmas lantern. His beard is huge, fluffy and… anti-gravity. Instead of falling down, it slowly rotates around his head like a furry halo, changing its color – from snow-white to azure and back again.
His eyes are as big as saucers, bright violet, and they close horizontally, vertically or diagonally – depending on his mood. But the funniest thing is that when he laughs (which is often), his eyes bounce like two jellies, as if ricocheting in their orbits.
His outfit is a true galactic extravaganza:
• His hat is shaped like an inverted cone, which is constantly lengthening and shortening, as if it is breathing.
• Instead of fur, the coat is covered with shiny pixels that change their patterns – sometimes snowflakes, sometimes flying penguins, sometimes abstract geometric madness.
• His belt can talk and constantly comments: “Hey, boss, are we at work again?!”
And his “sleigh”?
It is a huge hover-canoe in the shape of a rubber duck: yellow, flashy, with a flattened cosmic radar beak that squeals when it senses a good child nearby. It moves at the speed of light when Santa Claus says his favorite line: “Ho-ho-ho, warp drive, kiddos!”
The presents?
They materialize out of thin air. He just reaches into a shiny red cloud and pulls out whatever he needs – sometimes the right gift, sometimes a green dancing cactus, sometimes a tiny worm that writes poetry. He never knows in advance. That’s what makes him laugh the most.
Overall, this alien Santa is both sweet, surreal and completely unpredictable – the perfect hero for an interplanetary, wacky and merry Christmas.
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