Hey, Come With Me (Song/Parody)

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I wrote this song based on the following joke:

The warden of a women's prison had three inmates confined for engaging in carnal activities in the city center. Noticing that the three women were well-behaved and respectful, he decided to set them free if they agreed to change their ways. He calls the first woman in for a discussion, asks her what she plans to do if released, and she replies that she intends to return to her passion. "Alright, return to your cell," the warden responds. The second woman gives him the same reply. The third woman, being a bit more insightful, begins to explain: "First, I will seek a respectable job. Then, I will get married. I will have a son whom I will ensure becomes an exceptional soccer player. He will make it to the national team, and with his skills, the team will advance to the world championship final. With the score tied at 0-0, in the final moments of the match, my son will skillfully maneuver past all obstacles, including defenders and the goalkeeper, and with an open goal, he will miss the shot. The crowd will be on edge, cursing him for his mother, everyone will wish to pay a 'visit' to his mother. And I, from the top of the scoreboard, will yell at them, I'M HERE, EVERYONE'S WELCOME!"