The (Proverbial) War On Christmas

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The original prompt from 2 years ago:

"So in case you're wondering; it takes millions of Santas to make the gift delivery thing work. Each Santa has a specific region to cover otherwise it would be an impossible task. Kind of like Fed Ex or UPS drivers. It's a one night gig. It's very difficult and requires a lot of stamina and strength. Most of the year is spent in training physically, mentally and study. It does have some pretty cool perks though. If you like spending time on a tropical island from December 25th until August 31st while you train and study it's great. The toll it takes starts when you know you have The Great Task ahead of you come late Summer. It requires a lot of mental and spiritual fortitude (not to mention the incredible strength it takes to hold the reigns for hours) otherwise you will never make it. Not all do." [end prompt]
I was playing around with some old prompts. This one came from, "Same Time Next Year".
When I saw how this one came out, I decided to do a satirical take on the "War on Christmas." I made it out to be like a news story that you might see in a newspaper or online. The finished image had an area below it for the headline caption. Here is the way the story appeared on my Facebook:
Front Page Exclusive: THE WAR ON CHRISTMAS HAS BEGUN
⚔️ The Yulefront Shatters at Clarion Call News North Pole
DECEMBER 11TH, BREAKING NEWS — The long-simmering War on Christmas erupted into kinetic warfare today as the forces of Tradition, led by the beloved Field Marshal Saint Nick, clashed violently with the disciplined ranks of the Knights Templar of Non-Denominationalism deep within the Clarion Call Mountain pass at the North Pole. The existential threat to American Values has never been more palpable.