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ArtistGenerate an oils on board painting, in the style of Dan Dos Santos of a middle aged gnome using the following info: Twiggles, a gnome with a pointy hat and a beard, got this email and couldn't help but laugh not just because the English is worse than a drunk troll on a typewriter, but because the overly sweet, vague tone screams scam. The fact that some "girl" is reaching out through a "marriage agency" without knowing a single thing about him is just too suspicious. Even a gnome who just woke up from a deep winter sleep would see this is a trap!!!! ----------------------------------------- Good day. My name Tatyana. I think, that I to you is pleasant is nice. I in searches someone with whom my life to change to the best. I very much interesting, kind and positive the girl. But to me am lonely at present and I very much have got tired from it. Therefore I have addressed in marriage agency and have sent to you the letter. Actually, I in searches present the man for stable relations and marriage further. Dream of all my life - to find love. I wish to believe, that you are this man. I will be glad if we find one goal in life, and our acquaintance - the most significant moment in our future life. Now I do not know, how much you you are interested in continuation our conversation, for this reason I am more than information on I will tell about myself in the following letter. I will wait your letter with big impatience. All kind.
With that atrocious excuse for English, this is pretty much the worst phishing email ever.
Read prompt for the real email and have a laugh.
A whimsical gnome with a pointed hat sits at a wooden table, intently reading a letter from a marriage agency, surrounded by small gifts and scattered envelopes.