Happy Xmas

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I'm a Christmas unicorn in a uniform made of gold
With a billy-goat beard, and a sorcerer's shield and mistletoe on my nose
Oh, I'm a Christian holiday, I'm a symbol of original sin
I've a pagan tree and a magical wreath and bow-tie on my chin
Oh, I'm a pagan heresy, I'm a tragical Catholic shrine
I'm a little bit shy, with a lazy eye and a penchant for sublime
Oh, I'm a mystical apostasy, I'm a horse with a fantasy twist
Though I play all night with my magical kite, people say I don't exist