I just felt like making you all lonely- part 5

More about I just felt like making you all lonely- part 5

I hope this makes your day worse and your feet smell and your hairline recede at a weird angle. I hope your hot pocket will always be molten and ice when you bite into it. I hope your socks are wet in the humid summer. I hope your pillow is always atrociously lukewarm. I hope the forbidden apple juice finds its way into your cup. I hope all of your posts end up on r/BadFacebookMemes. I hope you get cancelled for your tarantula costume fetish. You're an inbred atrocity. A rat-faced troglodyte. If the Antichrist and Miranda Sings had a child, and that child grew up to have a kid with Russel Crowe's singing voice, you would be that child you, you glorified overgrown mutant cabbage.